Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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