Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you still have your period?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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