Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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