But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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