So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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