is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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