i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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