Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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