Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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