I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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