YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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