Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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