The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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