we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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