I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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