Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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