my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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