I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
it's great music for shaving your balls
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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