If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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