Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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