i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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