So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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