So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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