Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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