I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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