Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
No subtext here. People are naked.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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