Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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