I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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