I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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