She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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