I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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