Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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