I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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