Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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