Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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