This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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