Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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