i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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