North Korea, Best Korea!
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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