that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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