Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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