I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
you never un-have a 4some
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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