I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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