It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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