yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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