what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
