No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
COCAINE IS GR8
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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