What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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