i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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