I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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