How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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