On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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